What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:38
Moonraker
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Have you ever met somebody so stupid that they made you question how they survived this long?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.